#41: The Scissors Conflict
If you buy a pair of scissors, it must be for one of two reasons: you don’t have scissors, or you’re looking to upgrade to a better pair. Right? Well, whatever the reason for this girl, she clearly needed scissors. That’s why she was in a bind: removing the new scissors she bought from the package requires scissors.
You’d think people buy scissors because they don’t have them, so requiring a pair of scissors to open this package seems cruel or completely thoughtless. This sort of thing can drive a person mad, and the sort of packaging fails to make us wonder who came up with these pearls of wisdom.