Not exactly a pallbearer
Strange occurrences occur, but we didn’t anticipate finding anything like this. It’s unusual to see a coffin fastened to a pole in the street with no one watching over it. This conjured up a lot of unanswered and unresolved issues for us.
Why were the “keepers” of this coffin concerned that someone would steal the remains while they went to the store? We’ve heard of pallbearers, but we’ve never heard of pole-bearers. Forgive us for making a joke, but it was just too funny to pass up.