Undercover Glasses
You are familiar with the procedure. It wasn’t until straight teeth and good dental hygiene became the norm that nerds stopped getting bullied because of their braces. Before celebrities such as Cameron Diaz and Rene Russo popularized it, being tall was considered an unfavorable trait due to the fact that there is a large amount of exposed skin to be hit on.
And lastly, before Clark Kent adopted them as part of his persona, jocks considered glasses to be an annoyance. It’s fortunate that he used that as his alibi in the first place. If it were us, we’d feel ashamed about this choice in our lives. Does he try to compensate for his lack of functionality by wearing contact lenses?