Should’ve Started with “Goodbye”
Do toxic women never go to sleep? How can they send 5,396 messages in one day without even feeling the least bit tired? This guy finally replied to her outrageous number of texts with a simple “Hello,” which was what set this lunatic off.

It’s great that you don’t need to sleep to recover your energy, strange toxic woman whom we hope to never meet, but the rest of us humans need to get our eight hours every night. Next time, it’d be safer to assume your BF was asleep at night than to send him 5,000-plus texts about who knows what.