*Scritch*
Do you have any idea why people get married? It’s not because they want to spend the rest of their lives with the person who makes their heart beat faster. It’s also not to raise a family together. These are only some of the benefits of marriage. No, the actual reason that individuals marry is so they can scratch an area on their backs that they can’t reach themselves.
Why don’t the Devirs have a backscratcher? That’s an excellent question. But why would they spend $5 on a backscratcher when they’re married to one another?