Ugh
To be honest, women despise the odors of their farts. They smell like cheese, just like men’s toots. On the other hand, women are the nastier gender; we mean this in the most loving way possible. Your long locks are lovely, but no one wants to fish out clumps of hair from the shower drain with you.
Yehuda is dealing with a hair monster from Maya’s head here. We couldn’t begin to fathom what sort of nausea levels Yehuda has to deal with daily because all of those strands of hair make us feel sick.