The Real Deal
The internet is filled with all sorts of different people and items these days. If you look hard enough you are bound to find that one thing you didn’t even realize you were looking for in the first place, no matter how weird or unuseful it is.
You might be lucky enough to fall upon this Premium Dorito In A Jar! We have no idea what makes this singular Dorito so premium, or why it is being protected in a jar, but we aren’t willing to pay $10 to find that out. Should we say thank you for the discount?