He is Such a Snake
Sometimes you come across something on the internet that reminds you just how special and strange people on this planet are. After the past two years that we have all collectively shared, not really meeting anyone, it is good to be reminded that there are some weird people out there.

Maybe we spoke too soon? Someone genuinely made this snake man and we want answers. Was this an art project from when they were a child? Surely there is no other explanation for such a thing. We do, however, respect the $5 price tag.