Make It Rain
Here’s the total opposite of what you should upload onto your Tinder profile page: an image of yourself pouring chocolate syrup all over your chest. You might think that it’s flirty, that people are going to see you as a wild spirit, but in truth, you’re just wasting good Hershey’s chocolate syrup.
Just imagine how many sundaes you could dress with that bottle. It’s a shame that this guy wasn’t thinking about ice cream when he took this selfie. Then again, you don’t get a physique like that by eating chocolate sundaes. Maybe this guy is onto something. Perhaps he’s created the most effective diet of all time. Just pour your food all over your body!