In Australia, Everything Is Out to Get You
They say that everything in Australia can and will kill you if it has the chance. Most people don’t take saying to heart before booking a flight to the Land Down Under, but they seriously should. Sure, wallabies look cute in pictures, but have you met one up close before? If not, just pray that it nibbles on your hair and not your face.
This poor woman learned her lesson about messing with wild animals (sigh) the hard way. Just because a wallaby is small in size doesn’t mean it doesn’t have a huge appetite for human flesh. To all our Australian friends out there, stay safe!