Master Of None
Having a full-body incapacity can be challenging. Eating, talking, scratching your head, going to the toilet, masturbating. The best thing to do is take it easy and stop thinking about girls right? You don’t want to be left with blue balls, right? Nevertheless, take all precautions.
I’m sure your mom always came to the rescue when you were in trouble as a kid. But this story is just too much. I can’t read it. Ok I did. I mean his mom really loves him to offer such help. I don’t know if I could accept her help if I was in that situation or maybe I would.