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We wouldn’t dare judge this clever chap for even a moment. It is obvious for everyone to automatically assume that it was extremely hot that day, so we don’t blame this guy for his innovation. You know how the saying goes; “ a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.”
This summer day he did what everyone should be doing to keep them safe from the angry sizzling sun. We’re joking. We cannot expect everyone to go out in the broad daylight with an umbrella sticking out of their pants.