What Does That Even Mean?
This guy included a random fortune cookie in his wife’s lunch. The next thing he knew, he was sleeping on the couch. We can imagine this guy getting Asian food the night before only to find a leftover fortune cookie to toss in his wife’s lunchbox. Her discovery of her ‘fortune’ was no doubt an unpleasant surprise for both of them.
We hope she forgives him for the random misfortune of chance. He clearly didn’t know what the fortune on the cookie said, or he wouldn’t have done that. Besides, what does it even mean? Is he calling her a cow? Everyone knows those fortune cookies are nonsense.