This isn’t my boat…
What do boats and cars have in common? Not a lot, if we’re being honest, so distinguishing one from the other should be super-simple. Unless you’re this guy, then you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between a four-wheel sedan and a ship. You might need some glasses there, buddy.
We’re astounded by how calm and collected this guy is while standing on top of a costly mistake. “Oh, my sedan went flying off the pier and not it’s sinking slowly. No biggie.” Yes, biggie, and keeping your shoes dry should be the least of your worries! You might dent your car’s hood!