Row, row, row your boat
Have you seen that episode of Community where Pierce is the only person to drown on dry land? Do you remember what happens when Captain Shirley and the crew leave him to drown on that Hyundai? He doesn’t give up! Instead, he makes a rowboat and rows his way back onto the ship, despite the fictitious perfect storm.
We think the writers of that episode drew inspiration from this courageous soul. This guy rowing his boat across the pavement while sporting a beret is the best thing we’ve ever seen. If Donald Duck were a sailor and a human, we imagine he’d look something like this guy.