Nailed It
There’s a kind of nail-coloring technique known as jelly beans. The end result is nails that look super-shiny and confusingly appetizing. The nails are supposed to have a gloss coating, which is what we see on the right. However, if we avert our gaze to the image on the left, we see why DIY jellybean nails aren’t such a great idea.

Then again, who can you trust if your hair and nail salon is filled with incompetent workers? Maybe you should just stick to your natural nails instead, folks. Just moisturize and use a bit of Vaseline to give them a natural shine.