Harry Styles
Being a member of one of this generation’s most successful boybands means having to avoid large crowds of screaming teenage girls. While most fans don’t mean any harm, there are some people who’ll take their shoe off in the middle of a concert and toss it right at your nether-regions.
Prior to 2020, Harry Styles wasn’t known for walking around with huge bodyguards, but after a frightening incident where he was robbed at knifepoint, he decided to hire one of the tallest, meanest-looking guys out there. Try messing with Harry now that he has 800 pounds of muscle with him at all times.