#6: Our Childhood Dream Phone
This is a constant reminder that I always want a cheeseburger in my hand. This is totes asking for trouble. Our new, most important life goal is to get our hands on a novelty cheeseburger phone—not a regular hamburger, but a cheese one. I wouldn’t mind if it came with the works, either.
All joking aside, novelty phones are supposed to be useless. You can’t hear a thing on the line, but it’s great fun. It’s perfect for kids and teenagers. Still, if we collected anything, it would be zany novelty phones. I’ve had enough pickling around, lettuce, and proceed to check out the next amazing thrift!