24/7 Part-Time Job
There’s a pretty huge problem going on in America right now. More and more people are quitting their minimum-wage-paying jobs and are instead relying on unemployment to take care of them. We don’t have any problem with this at all. If you can get the same amount of money for being unemployed as you would dealing with Karens all day, we say go for it.
The alternative is taking a job like this. All you have to do is try different drugs and alcohol. It sounds like the dream job until you realize that it’s only part-time but you also have to be available all day, every day.