Whatever Occurred Must Have Been Awful
We only have so much time on this planet. When the mood hits, it’s critical to express one’s emotions. After dinner, one woman decided to convey her desire for Mr. Last Week by disrupting the conversation. She went on to say, “I miss you.” The sender had high hopes that the receiver would be astounded.
No, that’s all I can say. Instead, he seems to have burst into a fit of linguistic hilarity. He walked away from the talk after chuckling three times in a row. He then proceeded to say his goodbyes. This must have been a lot more difficult to write than the author realized. Sometimes the truth stings!