The purpose of mannequins is to give us a rough idea of what certain outfits look while wearing them. The problem is that most mannequins have unrealistic body proportions that the average person can only dream of achieving. We’re speaking from our own personal experience and heartache: someone needs to make a dad-bod mannequin!
Oh, look! Somebody did! This mannequin looks like it belongs in a swamp somewhere, living with a donkey that it’s not particularly fond of, and who’s trying to save the love of his life, who also happens to have a dad-bod. We apologize, we just finished watching the Shrek movies.