An Explosive Situation
Going on a first date is beyond nerve-wracking. So much is going through your mind: will I like them, will they like me, what we do. Well, as much as well all like to troubleshoot, we are guessing Delilah did not think about this “what if.” In a huge stroke of bad luck, she discovered on this date that she was lactose intolerant. For those that are lactose intolerant, it usually means a severe upset stomach and trips to the toilet after eating dairy products.
To make matters worse, if at all possible, Delilah had been wearing clean, white pants. There sure would be no secrets there to what is going on when those beautiful white pants aren’t so white anymore. She did not share details about the rest of the date, but judging by this snippet of information we have here, we can’t imagine well there was a second date. Oh well, I guess it wasn’t meant to be.