Tell Me Lies
Marriage is hard work, and if you want any chance of surviving it whilst also having a good time, you might find yourself telling a few little white lies over the years. Sometimes little white lies are important in order to keep the peace. Some things are just not worth fighting over, but other, more intense topics are.

There is nothing worse than something bad happening after your wife told you something bad would happen if you continued doing a certain thing. You just want to be your own person, making your own decisions. But there is something so belittling about giving your partner that kind of satisfaction. So it’s probably better just to lie.