Bawk Bawk
“If chickens could say love me love me, that would be awesome.” Yes, Justin, that would be awesome. It’d also be awesome if they could speak so that we could ask them why they crossed the road instead of hearing second-hand stories from other people. Also, what a totally random thing to tweet about.
Then again, this was back in 2009, and Justin was just a young child who Kool-Aid Man’d his way into the music industry. At the time, he was invincible. He could get away with saying and doing the dumbest things, even leaving a monkey at an airport.