That’s Not Very Gucci
Oh, cool. A Gucci store. That’s pretty gucci. Oh, no. Someone left their baby on the ground. That’s not very gucci. That’s not very gucci at all. In case you’re wondering, Gucci means “fine” or “fashionable.” We looked it up on Urban Dictionary—the most reliable dictionary on the internet.
Have you heard of the term “luminality?” It’s a feeling you get when you look at an empty space that’s normally crowded with people. It sort of screws with your mind. We’re getting some luminality vibes just starting at this baby in the middle of an abandoned mall, and we don’t like it.