We’d Hate to Live in That Neighborhood
We know we’re not the only ones who think seagulls are evil. One moment, you’re enjoying a stroll along the beach and enjoying your Belgian waffle, and the next moment, you’re trying to wrestle your waffle out of the beaks of a hundred seagulls. See? Pure evil. You can’t just take someone’s waffle without asking!
But the absolute worst thing about seagulls is that they’re not lone hunters. They travel in packs of hundreds to snatch delicious snacks out of unsuspecting victims’ hands. And then they take off and drop the remnants of their last meals on top of cars. Ugh.