Coming soon: Titanic 2
The sinking of the Titanic was devastating for many reasons. First, it sank more quickly than any other ship because of its poor design. It also became a movie starring one of the sexiest men alive, Leonardo DiCaprio. All it took was a stagnant iceberg to rip through the cruise liner’s hulls.
So, what can we as a species do to ensure that another Titanic doesn’t happen again? We can increase air pollution levels to raise global temperatures to melt all icebergs around the world. That ought to make the Titanic 2 much safer. Recycle, people, and only use as much electricity as you need!