Crash Test
It is truly amazing how much open space there is for a car to turn. It is almost as if this driver aimed for the one spot that had something to obstruct its path. Was this intentional? Did the gigantic rock do something to upset you? Were you testing your brakes? Do you need new glasses?
How is it possible that you were able to miss all the empty space and head straight for the one thing that would destroy your car? If you want a new car there are so many other ways to go about it. You didn’t have to turn yourself into a crash test dummy in order to do so. There is such a thing as a trade-in.