A Man’s Cone
Maybe this owner was a little confused about what a cone for their dog was supposed to look like. Perhaps they thought the flimsy plastic ones the vets put on your pet wouldn’t do the trick. Or maybe the plastic ones just weren’t cool enough. Whatever the case may be this was not a good option for a replacement.
The dog is probably more than a little confused as to why their new doggy cone is ten times heavier than their usual one. They may also be wondering why you took it off your vehicle to put on them. Now you are going to have the fun experience of having to figure out how to get that thing off your dog.