#47: Best of Both Worlds
This poor guy is legitimately cursed. His one-in-a-million story was more of a self-effacing joke, but we feel for him. No one really looks forward to the day they begin balding, but to many of us, it’s a long way off into the future. This poor guy started balding when he was a teenager.
There’s no shame in balding, but it sounds like he wasn’t quite ready for it to happen when he was barely finishing up puberty. To top it all off, he had acne as a teenager and he still has it to this day in his 30s. He isn’t proud of this oil-skin, bald-head combo, but he makes it work with some self-humor.