#27: A Knight in Shining Armor
Aside from the fact this relic is in the wrong century, it’s definitely mildly interesting on many different levels. There appears to be an actual person in that get-up, just casually sitting around without even a phone or book for entertainment. This person is taking their cosplay a little too seriously!

I hope they don’t plan to walk into that water wearing all that metal! Speaking of metal, wouldn’t that outfit be hot? The green foliage around suggests it’s not quite a brisk winter day. Either way, they can’t be comfortable. There’s a reason that humanity no longer uses these outfits for our soldiers. They’re incredibly impractical!