Me, Too, Buddy
Christmas is a time when you get to spend time with family and eat, feast, and devour tons of food. It’s also the time when your family judges you for all the weight you’ve gained from the Halloween, Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Pre-Christmas, Christmas, and Post-Christmas festivities.

But don’t worry, it’s not just you who has gained more weight than you thought was possible in a three-month span. Also, you can burn the added poundage off after the New Year. Just add it to your resolution, which we know you will fail the second day you try to go to the gym.