The world we live in is full of contradictions. Everywhere we look, there is someone doing something they said they never would. Heck, you even find yourself in that position more times than you care to admit. It can really challenging having so many views all the time.
This person obviously knows the feeling of dealing with contradictions on a daily basis. All the things they don’t like listed after one another in the most contradictory kind of way is the epitome of first-world anarchist behavior.