Someone Respects Their Privacy
You’ve probably seen those floormats that welcome guests to people’s homes. It’s nice that you want your guests to feel at home in your sanctuary, but nobody takes those floormats seriously. But if you’re anything like us and hate guests, then this floor mat is for you.
Unless you’re delivering tacos, tequila, Girl Scout Cookies, or our Amazon package, don’t even bother ringing the doorbell. We can see from our doorbell camera that you’re not delivering any of the aforementioned products to us. And no, we’re not interested in accepting a new religion. Just read the floormat, turn around, and walk away.