What Does Gaudy Mean, Babe?
This looks… fun? We don’t exactly know how to describe the leopard-pattern bed sheet and the leopard-pattern pillowcases. All we know is that they look a little too sleek for comfort. What you should know is that the wife asked her husband to get a new pack of bed sheets and pillowcases.
The only condition was that they couldn’t be “gaudy.” So, probably not knowing what gaudy meant, he went out and got the gaudiest bed sheet and pillowcases he could get his mitts on. If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself. This is why both husbands and wives should have Amazon Prime accounts.