How to Destroy a Cake
Cutting a cake is like cutting a pizza. You cut a straight line directly through the center of the cake. Then you angle the knife 90 degrees to make another cut, creating four quarters. Repeat the process two more times until you’ve got eighths, and you’re all done!
But that was too hard a concept for this husband to comprehend. So, he just used a knife and dug out a rectangular and triangular slice from the cake’s middle. Isn’t that harder to do than to cut the cake into eight even pieces? See, you can work harder and still be wrong!