It’s Not That Bad!
Who came up with this list of rules? We’d love to see the approved dress standards since it sounds so over-the-top. If someone asked us to leave because our dress wasn’t up to standard, we might as well stay at home. Also, who is this “don’t forget to brush your teeth!” rule really for? The women or the “nice guys” who haven’t showered in over a month?

But rule #4 is what really gets us. “Never say ‘no’ to a guy who had the courage to walk over and ask you to dance.” Seriously, you’re just supposed to say “yes” to everyone who comes your way, even if you have a date?