You’re Wasting Your Breeding Years
This whole “playing hard to get” thing is a huge joke. Women, if you like a guy, don’t play hard to get. Just open up to him and hope that he likes you back. Guys, never assume that a woman is playing hard to get. If she tells you to get lost, it’s not code for “try harder.”

Also, whatever you do, never mention that her prime “breeding years” are behind her. Seriously, does that even work? Is reminding a woman that she’s getting older supposed to make her feel warmer toward you? If so, maybe the two of you are actually a match made in heaven.