The Nice Guy Agenda
Just when you think you found a nice guy friend who’ll be there for you, he tries to plant a wet one when you’re most vulnerable. This guy brought over ice cream and food when his dear female friend was feeling down, but little did she know, he wasn’t doing it out of the goodness of his heart.
Good job, guy. You just made the entire situation comfortable for everyone, including the internet strangers who read this woman’s tweet. We hope you feel good about yourself, and we hope even more that you’re not going to post your “traumatic experience” on social media for sympathy points.