If I Can’t Be Happy, No One Can
What is it with “nice guys” who tend to find gloom in everything? The OP pretty much just said that he got a nice stuffed animal from his girlfriend, and that was that. However, the “nice guy” turned it into a huge lecture about how women don’t feel anything for sensitive guys.

Fella, this isn’t about you. It’s about some guy who received a gift from his girlfriend, and that’s pretty much it. Why does everything have to be so negative with “nice guys?” Just because you failed to have a relationship doesn’t mean the rest of the world is destined to a life of solitude.