#2: Flying Squids
Forget being scared of giant objects; this is a giant FLYING SQUID. If I didn’t know it was a kite, I’d be petrified that Sharknado was doing another remake. Sharknado is one thing, but no one is ready for Squidnado! However, if you’d like to own your very own squid kite for just under $50, you, too, can terrify anyone within sight.
While it’s hard to tell from the photo, this kite is 24 feet long, making it larger than the average squid. In fact, most squids are only a few feet long, although some species, such as the giant squid, can top out at 43 feet. Personally, I’d prefer pygmy squid, and I think most megalophobes would agree. They’re absolutely adorable… so long as you don’t have a fear of tiny things!