Diet Water
Shut up and take my money rating: 1.0 out of 5.0 stars. Need we say more? Think intermittent fasting and ketogenic diet plans are cruel? Wait ‘til we bring you the single, most “diet of all diets” material we have found on the internet. Introducing Diet Water: a liquid so low in calories you’ll wonder why you thought of dieting in the first place!
With its absolutely ZERO calorie, sugar, sodium, carbohydrates, and protein content, you’ll never have to worry about gaining weight again (because you’ll lose all of it). Skip your monotonous calorie counting because with the Diet Water, your hydration is your diet calculation.* Who needs a consistent workout and diet plan when you can simply drink your unwanted weight gain away? Warning: Side effects may include loads of peeing trips to the bathroom.