Spork Chopsticks Hybrid
Shut up and take my money rating: 10.0 out of 5.0 stars for being racially inclusive. Want to enjoy your nice, warm bowl of ramen, but not trained in an Asian household to correctly use chopsticks? Don’t despair because the Spork Chopsticks Hybrid is available to solve your lack of Asian upbringing! With its convenient, double-ended structure, this fit-for-all cutlery allows you to either grip and lift or scoop up your food based on your whim.

And not just that: you also never have to fuss about dropping the other chopstick on the floor again as the spork on the opposite end holds both of them tightly together. Talk about innovation within an existing innovation. Quick! Come and hoard this life-saving cutlery so you can dig in nicely the next time you have Chinese takeout-themed dinner!