His head looks more appetizing, ngl
Just so we’re clear: we are not cannibals. However, there’s something about seeing this man’s head side-by-side with a piece of chocolate that makes us kind of want to nibble on his head. It’s shinier than the candy. Maybe that’s why his head looks so appetizing. Sorry, we gotta wipe our mouths. We’re drooling here.
Anyway, the shape and complexion of this chocolatey fella are identical to the chocolaty treat in the other man’s hand. Coincidence? Someone, contact the candy company’s PR. We’ve found them the perfect spokesperson! Can anyone please identify the candy in this picture? If we can’t chew on the man’s head, we’ll take the second-best option.