Disappointed and Sauceless
If this isn’t the most tragic story you’ve read today, we don’t know what is. Apparently, the OP was at McDonald’s when she got distracted by a guy asking for her Instagram handle. The next thing she knew she was out and had forgotten all about her dipping sauce.
She concluded that you shouldn’t talk to people because you end up “sauceless and disappointed.” That would make a great album name, wouldn’t it? Coming back to the story at hand, she was obviously just pointing out that she’s so attractive that people literally stop her anywhere just to talk to her. Like we said, absolutely tragic!