#33: No Finger or Toe Prints
I have to say that I’m slightly confused about how this is even possible. Being born with fingerprints seems pretty fundamental to being human, almost as fundamental as having a brain or opposable thumbs. But I guess if this list proves anything, it’s that the boundaries of what is human are more flexible than we thought.
One thing is certain: being born without fingers or toeprints could have certain benefits, depending on your chosen career. It’s almost as if your career has been determined for you. It would be criminal to squander this gift by not taking up a profession as a thief.