#7: Poor Blood Circulation
I don’t know if I need to be worried for her sister. Is that one finger not getting enough blood? Is it going to stop functioning and fall off? Are the other fingers getting too much blood and about to explode? And what is the cause of this crazy thing anyway?
I’m going to go ahead and assume that neither the middle finger is going to fall off nor the others are going to explode. In that case this is actually pretty cool. I’m trying to think about the possible applications this could have for practical jokes, making people think that the finger really does belong to someone else.