#5: Multi-Colored Leg Hair
Due to tan lines, the skin on my right wrist is slightly darker than the skin on my right shoulder. But you don’t see me parading around, acting like I have something special about me. But I guess some people just want a little extra attention…
Of course, I’m only deriding these two-toned leg hairs out of jealousy. What could be cooler than a genetic mutation whose only effect is a cool aesthetic twist and has no negative impact on bodily function? Next thing you know, they will invent a procedure so people can opt for it.