People Share Their Most Intriguing and Disturbing Body Abnormalities

I’ve seen this before, and I’m here for it. This phenomenon is as completely subversive as it is completely insignificant. The mere fact that the location of one’s belly hair seems to have almost no concrete impact on the body only makes the fact of its displacement that much funnier.

No one’s going to make an effort to surgically realign this person’s belly because it just doesn’t mean anything at all. It simply makes its wearer seem somewhat asymmetrical. Still, for all we know, this person is pretty asymmetrical anyway, so maybe the misaligned belly button and belly hair would just look normal on them.