A Tragedy of Gallinaceous Proportions
Guys, I need you to prepare yourselves. This next story is devastating—we are talking Old Yeller levels of tragedy here. If you’ve had a hard day and you are not ready for a tragic and kind of gross story, you can just skip this one and move on.
Okay, so it’s a chicken, and there’s a good chance that the woman who was so upset about the fact that she killed the chicken with her car also ordered a chicken sandwich from the restaurant she was at. But still, the thought of having to make the decision to put an animal out of its misery is kind of horrifying. That poor chicken.